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Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.
"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."
by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025
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Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
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Iron horse

A brand new car that has a high amount of horsepower
Hey wanna check out my iron horse? I bought this beast yesterday
by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025
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Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.
The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025
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Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.
Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks
by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025
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Horse Action

Another, more proper, way to say horse semen. First used by CaseOh while playing Schedule 1.
Look at all that Horse Action! We can mix forever!
by SackMan42069 April 21, 2025
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horsing around

"Bro what did you do yesterday?"
"I was horsing around with Stefano all night! ;)"
by medium_elephant April 24, 2025
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