"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."
by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025
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I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
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The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025
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