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Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)
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-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"
by TulipBloke March 3, 2025
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golden gooner

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!
by keghoty March 3, 2025
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Golden Pouches

Golden Pouches: When your testicles have been empties after a ferocious sexual romp.
After shagging Elena all night long, my golden pouches were delicate.
by ktfuntweets March 24, 2025
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aaron golden

by gmoneyfuck November 23, 2021
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Golden Powerwash

A Golden Powerwash is you you take a shit, and then you have to take a piss. You use your piss to clean the remaining shit smears.
Damn, Jack, I had to use a Golden Powerwash to clean off the remaining shit smear, and I flushed a turd.
by Logan0787 May 23, 2023
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