French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

French Business

Like french kiss but more passionate and longer at the point where you are no longer sure it's still technically a kiss.

Dude1: We have done French Business with that freaky girl the whole party.
Dude2:Wtf is a French Business?
Dude1:Like a French Kiss, but so long and so passionate it's like operating a business.
Dude2: Man you are weird.

by vivuss April 28, 2024

French-rim

Just as French kiss means a tongue penetrating ihto another person's mouth, a "French-Rim" means a tongue penetrating into another person's asshole.

I met a submissive who lived to French-rim Me.

by MASTER-DANIEL-1000 April 29, 2024

French reacharound

When a French woman reaches around a French man from behind to touch their schlong, but it ends up feeling like a baguette

"Yo, your cock really felt like that sourdough shit when we did that French Reacharound shit last night"

by BigSacalicious May 7, 2024

French

A slur.

Also known as the worst language on planet Earth.
A word to call someone from France.

Ew, that person is French.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

french peg

pegging but where it's done with a baguette instead

Oh did you hear about Bart? He got french pegged by his missus last night!

by svajotoja May 15, 2024

French Vanilla

French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee

Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it

by DarthGtown May 15, 2024