french custard

When you cream pie a girl, let her sit on your face immediately following. After eat her vag out.

Jru really likes Kaits French custard.

by b4rrys4nders December 7, 2015

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excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear

Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *

by coochie devour April 29, 2023

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french language

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.

God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.

by annays February 7, 2022

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The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023

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Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

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French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.

"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"

by Claire Richard January 2, 2025

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