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David Comish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023
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david

"A guy that makes you smile when you get to know him."
He's attractive and loves to talk with his friends- but is shy when it comes to new people (Especially girls). He may seem troublesome (which he is), but he never really means to harm anyone in any type of way. David makes the funniest jokes and is super random, laughing almost all the time.

He bottles up his loneliness and rarely shows it to others, except for a few people that he trusts and understands.

He loves to ship others with his crush, even though he doesn't want to be alone.

(crushes when it comes to David)

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- He usually crushes on sweet and happy people; people that can make him laugh anytime (just like him).

- His crushes are hard to maintain unless that person is very, very special.
- Whenever he's in a relationship (which he rarely does), is usually going to be short because of his personality type. However, he'll love that person immensely, and make them feel happy.
Y/N: You're best friends with David?

You: Yeah, why?
Y/N: So lucky. David would be able to make me laugh anytime.
by ˜¨©©´†©ˆ© February 11, 2023
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cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters
by sike mfker February 14, 2023
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David Break

When A homie ceases to re-up, but stays cheif’n on the groups stash
Man you better get off that David break, and buy some nugs!!
by anonymous February 16, 2023
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David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."
by NAFOMan December 22, 2023
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David

David has a huge cock
by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023
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David

Hey David...
Hym "David... When I coach UFC fighters... THEY WIN... 100% OF THE TIME... I have a 100% victory track record... Andrew Tate shovel hook... Daniel Peña vs Michael Paige... Strickland vs Adesanya... Justin vs YOUR GUY... 100%... The Demi-God of victory... I am Hym..."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
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