Chicken laugh

A laugh expressing extreme hilarity. This is the ultimate form of a laugh, and even can be insulting to some if used in the right context. Just like its name, the laugh resembles a chicken.

Chad chicken laughed at his teacher so hard she kicked him out of her class.

by Chad Freechman January 8, 2011

chicken plate

A plate you weld on top of your weld because you don't trust your welding.

Hey Joe what's with the bozo chicken plate on your suspension weld?

by kurcules April 13, 2011

Chicken Shimmer

The by-product of a great fried chicken experience.

When enthusiastically tucking into a bucket of the finest dirty chicken you accidentally transpose chicken grease across one's entire face resulting in a glorious, shimmering effect which, when it catches the light, is the envy of everyone.

"Check out my chicken shimmer. It's as awesome as these hot wings".

by Nickp95 July 29, 2010

Chicken Pecks

When you hold someone down and tap fairly hard on the middle of their chest with your middle finger's knuckle. After a few seconds it starts to become more and more painful.

Dude: "Hey hold Dane down while I give him chicken pecks."
Dude2: "Haha alright man, I'll do it, that shit hurts after awhile."
Dane: "Please god no! I'll do anything just don't hurt me!"

by StealVictory May 17, 2011

chickens are done

Female breasts, especially when the nipples are hard or erect.

(Attributed to Robin Williams. He made a joke about girls in New York wearing thin shirts in cold weather.)

"Look at that girl's nipples sticking out! Those chickens are done!"

by Lyn van Amstel June 20, 2007

chicken snitty

Someone who is not quite peacock snooty, but who is more than pigeon snitty.

Oh Magret, you are so chicken snitty today!

by drew_0123 December 9, 2007

coffee chicken

In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.

The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.

pete: Is Ed in yet? He is such a reliable coffee chicken!

by Coffee Chicken November 1, 2008