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Mortgage Beer 

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.
Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha
Mortgage Beer by Luke5119 October 10, 2015
That 3rd, 4th or 5th beer that you want to enjoy at a bar or restaurant, but you are terrified it will put you over the blood alcohol limit and increase your risk for getting a DUI. You may drink it anyway, but you are definitely worried with each sip you take and after you drive away.
I felt a slight buzz after my fourth beer, but I started to sweat with my fifth because I knew I had to drive home. That was my fear beer. beer, liquor, hard liquor, scotch, bourbon, drink, drunk, alcoholic, intoxicated, tipsy, wasted, kegger
fear beer by joecoolthefool November 6, 2015

hillbilly beer

A warm beer.
Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

Summer beer 

Just don't. You and anyone who drinks it will regret it the next day.

If you do. Two handles of Smirnoff, Two 24's of bud light, and a gallon of kool aid.
Whatever happened with the summer beer you guys made for yesterday's party?

We dumped the rest of it this morning.

What! Why?

Two guys ended up on the roof, I ended up on the rocks, one guy lost his stomach and we lost the last guy.......all before it got dark.
Summer beer by 2XC June 2, 2016

Gangster Beer 

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
Gangster Beer by Jorpra October 19, 2016

Gangster Beer 

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
Gangster Beer by Jorpra October 19, 2016