Beef Berries

A very long, puffy, distended nipple.

Barbara's been tying her tits so tight that she's sprouted a pair of Beef Berries

by Twisty Boybo April 1, 2020

Beef gun

Another name for penis. Also referred to as cock, shlong, dick, or tube steak.

My beef gun was hidden nicely behind her beef curtains.

by CanadianSAA May 24, 2018

Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.

"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.

by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020

bop your beef

Bopping someone’s beef is the same thing as hitting someone’s vape

“Can I bop your beef?”

by Sarahknowsbest June 13, 2022

Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it

by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

beef trimmings

Shit, big pieces of. Cousin of the dreaded powerdump. In fact they're so big one must take extra care to recuperate afterwards by reading on the toilet. Also, the key ingredient in an upper decker.

I forgot to walk the Rottweiler after his nap and meal time, so now he left six pounds of beef trimmings on the welcome mat. The poor dear.

by ForkMeCantEatSoup November 17, 2011