National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
by Crxfic August 15, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.
by Bigmanfrankee November 7, 2021

When you want your girl to admit to something so before sex you start asking her questions while slapping ya dick on her hairy clit. Girls will crack to this interrogation method. If not, just stop and walk away.
My girl didn't text me back all night so I was beating around the bush until she was about to cum and then I stopped, she told me she was passed out with a whole pizza.
by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime July 5, 2019
