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Gabe is such an asshole
by Troop(Jeter) January 25, 2019
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he's such an asshole.
by are you dum November 26, 2017
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asshole

A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.
1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.

2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.

3.) What's wrong with you asshole!

4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?

Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.

Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!

Lucy: ...
by elburro90 June 25, 2014
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Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.
Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!
by kitlinski September 28, 2020
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asshole

the kinda person who drives a bmw, doesn't use the turning signal and passes you just to slow down
guy 1: hey look at that guy he just cut me off

guy 2: oh ya man hes definitely a asshole
by alaskan 101 May 2, 2019
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stop being an asshole.
by i’m the goat 2002 July 11, 2018
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Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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