by Jh12341123 December 05, 2021
Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.
"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
by Unicake February 07, 2019
by groovy names September 04, 2019
by 1n1n August 17, 2018
The kindest, best guy friend you could ever have. Unknowingly funny and always willing to listen. He always has a smile for you when you see him and you find yourself missing him if you don't see him for a while. He might seem shy at first but once you get to know him he begins to open up and let you in, you cannot imagine how lucky this makes you feel. Great rugby player too!! Any girl would be lucky to have him.
“Who is that guy, he's so nice?"
"Well he's Paul of course"
"Jeez I'm so dumb, why didn't I think of that"
"Well he's Paul of course"
"Jeez I'm so dumb, why didn't I think of that"
by Craigggggg October 14, 2019