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Pov: you typedqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ but backwards and twice
hippity hoppity (*types zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;pzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p*)i just lost braincells
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5e regel van J&P

Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")
Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.
by JPTHELEGEND October 21, 2022
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p[o]iausydtfrgehwjqkl=l-;0'9z8x7c6v5b4n3m2,1.`/

Wait you found this??????
when you have already typed`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiaop and said hey what if I typed it from the middle to the ends.
Me: Hey I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend: Them just smash the keyboard and make a definition
Me: No I want it to have some meaning. I know let's try poiausydtfrgehwjqkl=l-;0'9z8x7c6v5b4n3m2,1.`/
Friend: Bruh
by Gemloatsh November 20, 2021
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You have gone too far. You have searched all the weird keyboard combinations. Go back. Be happy. Do something with your life.
Oh god, I have gone too far; I searched a1zqs2xwd3cef4vrg5bth6nyj7muk8,il9.o;0/p'-=\. I need do something before my boredom fully consumes me.
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P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010
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S. I. M. P.

(noun) ;Suckas Interested in Mediocre Pussy, a common phase in that a young man experience. When a Teenage or a Grown man tries to be a nice guy to a girl online or real life in hopes of some Coochie ( intercourse) or female validation. Common actions of a S.I.M.P. involves sacrificing personal relationships and goals such as friends family, money and attention to a women who doesn't love him (ie/Ex.Twitch Thot , e-girl ,THOT,basic bitch etc.). in a Self degrading or embarrassing manner . Having self-respect and developing internal validation and love from within is key from being or becoming a S.IM.P.
Jason: Bro why you donated the rent money to Evie's Twitch Stream she doesn't KNOW You
Brock : Evie Promised Me a kiss if I donate her $500.00

Jason : That's a S. I. M. P. move not cool.
by C0MixZ March 11, 2020
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p-i-m-o

the best word in the world; another word for pimp
dylan and lindsay are so p-i-m-o
by lindsay ! July 10, 2004
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