Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.

Cardinal Stritch University is a school

by Cardinal Stritch University April 24, 2022

university

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"

by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022

Oh, dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing " Oh, Dear God" or "Oh, Dear Lord".

Oh, dear Universe, we need to leave!

Oh, dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Oh, dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

university of tsukuba

One of the most elite University's in Japan, averagely ranking number 8. Known to host many foreigners and researchers. Once was marked by the famous “Tsukuba suicide disease,” as many students sadly ended their lives due to the high stress levels and complete utter boredom of the city.

You got accepted to the university of tsukuba ? Good luck doing anything but sports and studying.

by Tsukuba Man November 22, 2021

Universe speed

Another way to say or express "Godspeed", but for agnostic and atheist people. Sometimes it is written as one word between it (universespeed).

I have a shit ton of work to do. Fml.
Universe speed!

You got this. In Universe speed!

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

universally fuckable

A person who is attractive to the enter gender spectrum

Yo Syd da kid is hot in so many ways and on so many levels to so many people; she is Universally fuckable .

by dwahzuercher April 2, 2021