Sam

A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.

“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
“I know he’s such a dickhead

by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020

Sam Powel

The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.

I reckon I could land a minicomputer on Sam Powel.

by Yetteus May 25, 2022

sam

the type of guy you see out your window carrying a bunch of fruits on his head every morning . has broken legs . calls everyone gay even tho he is gay.

hi im sam , do you like coconuts ?

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021

Sam

Basic White Boy

Person 1: He's actually such a Sam

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

sam purviance

Thickest and moistest boi in the whole nebula

Sam Purviance gives the moistest Zucc

by Daddy your Bruv May 29, 2018

sam jones

someone who is super hot and sexy and cute at the same time

yo sam your super sam jones

by samsosexy June 6, 2025

Ely-Sam

Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!

Someone: Hi Ely-Sam !

Ely-Sam: sac a fiak call me ely !

by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021