Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.

Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 22, 2024

Rusty Crow

The act of shooting someone to death on a film set with a prop gun nobody knew was loaded.

Did you hear Alec Baldwin gave someone the ol' Rusty Crow? Just like what happened to Brandon Lee.

by AstroZamboni April 28, 2024

Rusty Seas

A goofy ahh game made by Aygee where you play as an overweight wolf and speed run getting an assault and battery charge at a fictional beach.

Person 1: Bro you should play Rusty Seas
Person 1: WDYM everyone just left the room?

by Jonathanjo3star May 25, 2024

Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024

Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.

by CGHDun December 1, 2021

rusty greer

A form of pro-se litigation where the litigant, typically Russell Greer, files legal motions and responses that only further serve to fuck his case.

A form of humiliation kink where the litigant gets off by getting fucked by the legal system over stupid lawsuits they file

Russell really rusty greer'd that case by representing himself and filing retarded motions

by anonymous February 11, 2024

Rusty Bennett

When an enlarged clitoris rubs across your nose and leaves a trail of slime.

Man, I was with the girl and she sat on my face and gave me a Rusty Bennett.

by Slapstick wordery February 28, 2024