Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky

beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*

by the real liru fucker October 6, 2021

real nigga

some guy who is black and real

"Jamal is a real nigga"

by weirdguy_xd May 27, 2024

Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.

Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

real man

A term mostly women use to groom men into a man who takes women on dinner dates, buys her flowers and gifts, agrees with and defends anything the women says, does what she demands and sacrifices his interests and beliefs to support hers.

"I'm a real man who knows how to treat a lady, last week I went on a random date, bought her flowers and a silver necklace, took her to dinner, and then I went home. that's what real men do, right?".

by Based Fiend July 19, 2024

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

For real

used to declare that something is genuine or is actually the case.

"I'm not playing games—this is for real!"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

real

when you come across a sad slideshow on tiktok and you relate to it

tiktok feed : *sad relatable slideshow*

you: real.

by neowth September 26, 2023