A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022
The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.
On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
by Humpanumpa February 15, 2018
Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."
by Croix Boi May 20, 2019
by Narwhal1981 October 08, 2022
A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
by beard man and ali gator December 10, 2013
The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 07, 2018
A man who is always dreamt about. The kind of guy you spend your entire life searching for. They are strong, sexy, smart, caring, successful, and kind. Wholeheartedly they are loving creatures that not only works hard for him but for all of those he loves. Think of a man who is your Christmas Special like a White Buffalo, a rare breed and a one in a lifetime find. If you do find your Christmas Special hold on to them and cherish them, as they will forever love you.
by MPinLove August 18, 2017