by Papi_Chulo_The_Nurse July 7, 2017
Get the Van Playmug. When someone actively interrupts, blocks, or derails another person’s attempt to flirt, rizz, or joke their way into someone’s heart. Usually done in group settings or livestreams, this is the playful art of stopping your friend from “cooking.” You’re not protecting anyone from danger—you’re protecting them from success.
It’s like being a romantic goalie: your entire job is to stop their shot from landing.
It’s like being a romantic goalie: your entire job is to stop their shot from landing.
“I was trying to talk to her at the party, but Chris kept playing defense like I owed him rent.”
“Lacy always plays defense when Marlon starts rizzing—it’s like she trains for it.”
“Bro stop playing defense and let me cook.”
“Lacy always plays defense when Marlon starts rizzing—it’s like she trains for it.”
“Bro stop playing defense and let me cook.”
by genzluv July 19, 2025
Get the Playing Defensemug. Inserting the middle and ring finger into the vagina and massaging the g spot with rapid vigorous motion to guarantee a nice squirt squirt aka down syndrome of the vagina
by Nuttsack916 February 22, 2025
Get the Playing the violinmug. by Kimosabi January 31, 2018
Get the Play the lotterymug. It is a form of modern electronic foreplay. Where People send sexual memes back in forth that are typically funny but maybe spicy (sexual) in nature and that one cannot normally say to one another while still getting to know one another.
I haven't heard from her in awhile all and out of the blue she started up an intense meme play session. She sent me "This could be us but you're playing"
by james reason December 10, 2023
Get the meme playmug. by pm6 January 5, 2025
Get the I've played these games beforemug. by ADOTTY 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️ September 9, 2025
Get the playedmug.