A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.
Vet Brain= Vet-Tard
Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.
Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.
Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain= Vet-Tard
Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.
Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.
Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.
Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.
Being overtly homoerotic
Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.
Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
Get the Vet Brainmug. A kickass song by Budgie made in the 70s which was later covered in the mid 80s by Metallica. Both versions KICKASS
by JERRRRRRRRYYYYYY October 25, 2022
Get the Crash Course In Brain Surgerymug. A brain so small that when you shake their head you can hear the brain bouncing off the sides of the skull
by darrrrrrrrrr December 17, 2020
Get the Bell Brainmug. The unfortunate tragedy befalling young black kids where at some point in childhood or adolescence where they stop being intelligent, productive, high-potential young people, and become shit-flinging chimps who shoot, stab, rob and assault people for no discernable reason. There is no logical explanation other than a biological predisposition in the black race to acting like a rabid pack of wild apes, and there is also no understanding of why even normal, polite, and seemingly well-adjusted black kids can suddenly develop the terminal condition. The change is usually spontaneous and inexplicable, and more research is needed on the phenomenon.
Paul: "You hear about Karmelo Anthony? Terrible case of nigger brain. One minute he's a young promising black scholar, the next he's stabbing some kid at a track meet for no identifiable reason."
John: "Was it as bad as Axel Rudakubana? His nigger brain finally snapped and he also went on a stabbing spree. They have pictures of him looking like a nice, intelligent young black man, and then looking like a wild cotton picking nigger with his hair all matted and grown out. The effects of nigger brain are truly frightening."
John: "Was it as bad as Axel Rudakubana? His nigger brain finally snapped and he also went on a stabbing spree. They have pictures of him looking like a nice, intelligent young black man, and then looking like a wild cotton picking nigger with his hair all matted and grown out. The effects of nigger brain are truly frightening."
by YouKnowItsReal November 1, 2025
Get the Nigger Brainmug. When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.
"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017
Get the Slurp Brainmug. Homework brain. The condition where you spend so much time doing homework you develop temporary Down Syndrome.
by MizuMizu July 20, 2023
Get the homework brainmug. Speaking of brains...
Hym "Speaking of 'brains'... Mine isn't feeling very good right now Mr. Audience. So, in case I don't get the chance later, I'm going to do the last one now and then even if it's not the last one then you will know that chronologically that this one is supposed to be the last one. Alright? Fantastic! Ok. Here we go. The last one ever but not actually, just, you know, chronology. Ok."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
Get the Brainsmug.