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October 18 

National kick boys in the balls day
Hey it’s October 18 you know what that means I’m kick you in the balls

October 21 

October 21st is national forget a condom day! No need to wrap your willy before you get silly!
1-Bro she said she’s pregnant

2-When did y’all have sex
1-October 21st why
2-Explains it
October 21 by Tfyoudoin October 18, 2019

October 18, national get a life day 

If you need a girlfriend/boyfriend, get one. Do you have an imaginary friend? DESTROY IT! Make real friends. Getting bad grades? STOP THEN.
GET A LIFE NOW. ON October 18, national get a life day YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE.

October 20

Crash a car into a fire hydrant. No matter what it has to happen between 1am-5am no later no earlier.
Kyle crashed into a fire hydrant cops comes up and asks what happened Kyle says "Well it's October 20th so I get a free pass."

October 20

apparently it’s ghost kaitlyn day because no one is responding to me 🤪👊
friend 1: let’s ghost kaitlyn on october 20
friend 2: yeah sure, i’ll spread the word
kaitlyn’s self esteem: 📉
October 20 by xk8lyn October 20, 2019

October 25

The day to send underwear pictures to your favorite person or BF/GF. Can send nudes too. This night is the only night where you can do it and both members have to stay quiet and then act like it never happened. It's a special night.
"Send an underwear picture babe"
"maybe, but you can't tell anyone!"
"Don't worry, its October 25"
"Oh right! definitely then!"
October 25 by Joybringer October 24, 2019