Muffin

A kind and generous man who is extremely wholesome. A man who bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. A man with deep emotional intelligence and is not afraid to show his softer side.
Can also be used to described something generally cute and heartwarming.

EST. M COOK 2023

Omg! He is such a muffin

You should go on a date with him, he is so muffin
That’s so muffin

The way he talks about you is really muffin

by M Cook July 19, 2024

MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020

Muffin clan

--a club on newgrounds.com that is wicked and EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN!!

Banana_Bread_Muffin = Adim

by carrot_Muffin March 13, 2004

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

muffin

shes the best person in detective pikachu server and the one i love

muffin i love you

by sam1318 February 2, 2021

Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015