May 9

On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.

1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?

2 person: YESSS

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

May 25

Very pretty and Amazing people are born on this day <33

Tom: when's your b-day?
Jennifer: May 25
Tom: that explains why you're pretty and amazing :)

by 𝖎𝖉𝖐 February 4, 2022

May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙

1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥

by Jayy4L June 29, 2022

may 26

Elijah and Patrice must make out before sundown or else

you must kiss Elijah elijah: but i am ga- may 26

by susmus2 May 25, 2022

May 19th

National send a booty picture day!

Hey its may 19th, yk what day it is!
Yes i do!! Give me a sec

by Caleb__021 May 18, 2022

Kai Mai

Someone who is a lying hoe and fucks older dudes that has mini dicks and sucks fat titties. You are Kai Mai. Bitch you Kai Mai

My ex boyfriend is a Kai Mai

by drinkitupdadi June 10, 2018

May 3rd

National give your girlfriend unlimited kisses day

“Ahh it’s May 3rd, the day my girlfriend loves”

by GrantG56 May 2, 2022