pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 20, 2007

Bum Basket 3000

A restructured shopping cart designed to suite the needs of the homeless.
It ismade from completely recycled materials..
Featuring extra tall plastic basket walls (to hold more items and provide shelter when flipped), Bum Basket 3000 also includes a fold out basket shelf, switchable drainage, and large plastic wheels to minimize ally noise. Bum Basket 3000's solid basket walls feature advertisements which subsidise the sevrice.

"Wow, look at the hansome bum! He really suits that Bum Basket 3000."

by Bill Hardman April 26, 2008

Porky Bum Wank

To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole

Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday

by Hippo boy 24 August 26, 2017

plum in my bum

of annoyance much like a pain in my arse.

Steve, can you stop being a plum in my bum!

by Twisticals May 12, 2015

Poopy gay bum

A phrase that can either be used as an emotion, adjective, or noun. It has quite beautiful versatility as an insult, or description.

User: Sarah got demoted. how do you feel?
Sarah: Poopy gay bum

You are a poopy gay bum

by Yeeyeeasshaircut January 12, 2021

Naked Bum Day

The birthday of an individual.

Happy Naked Bum Day!!

by Jeffriepennin January 7, 2022

sneaky bum nugget

A little nugget of poo hiding half-way between freedom and the bum hole,

awaiting escape by the force of the anus or the tug of the tissue

"Don't you just hate it when you have a sneaky bum nugget?"
"Yeah, but most of the time I just force it out!"

by TheSnowGlobeMaster October 14, 2013