sexy red haired dude

They don’t exist, KJ Appa is lying to all of you

Girl “there are no sexy red haired dudes”
Other girl “what about KJ Appa?”
First girl “ he’s lying to you”

by The average bears September 19, 2018

hair gel combo smell

Someone who wears an assortment of hair products and therefore has a unique scent, replacing the need for, or overcoming that of, a worn fragrance.

Was the fake tan and hair gel combo smell unbearable? Nope! That's just "The Situation".

by fuckjerseyshore1212 October 17, 2011

nae nae toe hair

long gross toe hair that needs to be cut off

cheezwhizaddict:why do my toes look like that
whoreepuke: DUDE YOU HAVE NAE NAE TOE HAIR

by whoreepuke April 14, 2020

cotten candy haired godess

just amity duh

pov: wow amity is so hot she looks like a cotten candy haired godess

by lumity_person July 26, 2022

Wild hair up his ass

An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.

"Sam out of nowhere got a wild hair up his ass & moved to Dubai to study Scandinavian Moose!

by tokabowla January 31, 2009

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.

Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)

by numanuma324 April 6, 2005

hair em scare em

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue

Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.

by Ryan Harline November 2, 2007