The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.
Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020
Get the Prickly Purple Hair bruisemug. by whoreepuke April 14, 2020
Get the nae nae toe hairmug. Someone who wears an assortment of hair products and therefore has a unique scent, replacing the need for, or overcoming that of, a worn fragrance.
by fuckjerseyshore1212 October 17, 2011
Get the hair gel combo smellmug. by lumity_person July 26, 2022
Get the cotten candy haired godessmug. An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.
by tokabowla January 31, 2009
Get the Wild hair up his assmug. a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.
Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)
by numanuma324 April 6, 2005
Get the not by the hair on my chiny chin chinmug. Similar to the angel haired pasta, while the girl is on her period. Takes place when a man excretes his load on a womans pubic hair and procedes to eat her out, while she is on her period.
Johnny: Dude I had the best pasta last night.
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!
by BAMQ February 1, 2009
Get the Marinara Angel Haired Pastamug.