A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.
Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?
Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.
Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.
by Andi412 June 22, 2010
Get the Facebook Fibbermug. A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you
by synthetic42 July 17, 2009
Get the Overheard on Facebookmug. Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.
Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.
Or
Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.
Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.
Or
Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.
Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
by Jacqui BB August 26, 2008
Get the [Facebook] Remainsmug. When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...
Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!
Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
by koolpool13 November 11, 2012
Get the Facebook Sprungmug. Facebook duty is
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
by jakiro79 March 29, 2011
Get the Facebook dutymug. by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012
Get the Facebook Fifthmug. Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
by Micah A. May 31, 2014
Get the facebook stressmug.