Ethan

a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him. and is the best at every sport

i got railed by ethan and i loved it

by ethan the g July 17, 2024

Ethan

A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.

"Ethan, you're so sped."

by HammyShoe July 18, 2024

ethan coomber

Ethan coomber is my ex but I still love him I'm better then his new gf cuz I'm prettier

Ily ethan coomber

by Xxx_cutiepie_xxX July 20, 2024

Ethan&Jayden

they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS

“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”

by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024

Ethan The 3ther

Allegedly does NOT have a video of 3 friends in a school bathroom

Ethan The 3ther is ok

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Ethan Ryan

Married to Erica han, Ethan Ryan has ammased a network of over 2,000,000 at the age of 17, what can this man not do?

Look at that hottie ethan ryan I heard he can bench 300, has a 1600 sat, 50 wives, and is a successful artist under the name kpop smoke

by K-POP Smoke August 9, 2024

Ethan

The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.

Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan

Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.

by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024