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celebration cookies

celebration cookies are yumalicious

no other way to put it.
I ❤️ celebtraiton cookies

celebration cookies means your brother brought them out to share and did in fact not share (ethan this is targeted)
by Lily.J69420 February 16, 2024
mugGet the celebration cookiesmug.

Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"
by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019
mugGet the Hooker Cookiemug.

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
mugGet the put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke itmug.

Cookie

Paula rolled her eyes at me as I fondled Elaines cookies.
by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022
mugGet the Cookiemug.

Cookie rookie barred

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!
by DAFEEG December 20, 2016
mugGet the Cookie rookie barredmug.

White Trash Cookies

Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.
My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.
by gaberiel January 23, 2023
mugGet the White Trash Cookiesmug.

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