Rookie Cookie

A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.

J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.

by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

Mud cookie

Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.

Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.

by Gremisius July 13, 2024

Smooshy Cookie

When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.

we are going to make a smooshy cookie.

by Red Wench April 3, 2009

subway cookie

Food a homeless man or woman stores between their ass cheeks to prevent other homeless people from stealing it.

It used to be a normal BLT sandwich, but after compressing in his ass, it has flattened into a subway cookie.

by Heckleck September 4, 2016

Cookie Table

A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.

I'm going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie table!

by majhat October 4, 2016

cookie room

A room of the house designated for only sex.

That cookie room in shades of gray is massive.

by Azheatwave October 30, 2020