pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 20, 2007

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Bum Basket 3000

A restructured shopping cart designed to suite the needs of the homeless.
It ismade from completely recycled materials..
Featuring extra tall plastic basket walls (to hold more items and provide shelter when flipped), Bum Basket 3000 also includes a fold out basket shelf, switchable drainage, and large plastic wheels to minimize ally noise. Bum Basket 3000's solid basket walls feature advertisements which subsidise the sevrice.

"Wow, look at the hansome bum! He really suits that Bum Basket 3000."

by Bill Hardman April 26, 2008

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Poopy gay bum

A phrase that can either be used as an emotion, adjective, or noun. It has quite beautiful versatility as an insult, or description.

User: Sarah got demoted. how do you feel?
Sarah: Poopy gay bum

You are a poopy gay bum

by Yeeyeeasshaircut January 12, 2021

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plum in my bum

of annoyance much like a pain in my arse.

Steve, can you stop being a plum in my bum!

by Twisticals May 12, 2015

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Eskimo Bum Chum

An "Eskimo Bum Chum" is an act where two cold Eskimo's would kneel on all fours with their anuses parallel to each other. They then pass a log of feces back in forth through their anal cavities, creating friction and warmth to protect them from the harsh cold elements. It is also a wonderful bonding experience.

"It got cold last night and the heater broke, so me and Smith did the Eskimo Bum Chum to stay warm."

by akumabison June 20, 2017

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