pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 20, 2007

Bum Basket 3000

A restructured shopping cart designed to suite the needs of the homeless.
It ismade from completely recycled materials..
Featuring extra tall plastic basket walls (to hold more items and provide shelter when flipped), Bum Basket 3000 also includes a fold out basket shelf, switchable drainage, and large plastic wheels to minimize ally noise. Bum Basket 3000's solid basket walls feature advertisements which subsidise the sevrice.

"Wow, look at the hansome bum! He really suits that Bum Basket 3000."

by Bill Hardman April 26, 2008

plum in my bum

of annoyance much like a pain in my arse.

Steve, can you stop being a plum in my bum!

by Twisticals May 12, 2015

Eskimo Bum Chum

An "Eskimo Bum Chum" is an act where two cold Eskimo's would kneel on all fours with their anuses parallel to each other. They then pass a log of feces back in forth through their anal cavities, creating friction and warmth to protect them from the harsh cold elements. It is also a wonderful bonding experience.

"It got cold last night and the heater broke, so me and Smith did the Eskimo Bum Chum to stay warm."

by akumabison June 20, 2017

sneaky bum nugget

A little nugget of poo hiding half-way between freedom and the bum hole,

awaiting escape by the force of the anus or the tug of the tissue

"Don't you just hate it when you have a sneaky bum nugget?"
"Yeah, but most of the time I just force it out!"

by TheSnowGlobeMaster October 14, 2013

Trust Fund Bum

A self entitled piece of shit brat who gets all of their bills paid for, lives rent free, never worked a day in their life, does adderall, cocaine and alcohol perfusely, and who's far less physically active than your average beach bum on a daily basis. Typically found in abundance and most notoriously known for living in and around the beach areas of Southern California.

These hot young broads in Pacific Beach are nothing but trust fund bums.

by Uniiity January 14, 2019

Porky Bum Wank

To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole

Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday

by Hippo boy 24 August 26, 2017