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Assholely

The act of being a total dick to another person.
You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.
by Gun Safety Dwight November 11, 2019
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asshole

A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.
1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.

2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.

3.) What's wrong with you asshole!

4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?

Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.

Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!

Lucy: ...
by elburro90 June 25, 2014
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Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.
(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!
by BenPC August 14, 2017
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Asshole

Asshole
He’s so much of an asshole
by Assholexoxoxoxoxoxo November 15, 2018
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Asshole Motorboating

The act of someone putting their nose in their partner's asshole, and they fart, creating a dirtier alternative to motorboating.
Dude, I was totally motorboating this milf, and we wanted to take it to the next level. Meet asshole motorboating suckas!
by kitlinski September 28, 2020
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tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
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The Loose Asshole Approach

A certain type of approach too making music where you just place notes all around until it sounds on-key, without learning what keys are and how too use them.
basically smashing your head against the wall until it sounds good.
"I'm not very good at music yet, I still use the loose asshole approach."
by Cari Smant September 27, 2023
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