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Old Guy Convention

When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.
You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.
by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009
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Hot Tub Guy

The one guy that is always in the hot tub by himself, observing other peoples conversations. The hot tub guy will always be the first person in the hot tub, and the last one out of the hot tub. The hot tub guy usually makes others feel awkward since they cannot converse normally with him there. Usually characterized by massive amounts of body hair and a beer belly.
-Yeah man Amanda was really getting creeped out by the hot tub guy lastnight, he was so akward.
-Dude I know, Chris is such a hot tub guy.
by fultyd June 14, 2011
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hot hockey guys

hockey players who go to skate zone every weekend and are smoking hot
let’s go to sz to see hot hockey guys!!
by Hottie69420 January 21, 2019
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Cool Guy Stuff

Also Known As CGS. Cool guy stuff is a term used to talk about smoking marijuana. Usually used around relatives, girlfriends, or people you don't want to let know you smoke.
Gerrard want to do some cool guy stuff when we get out of class. Yeah dude definitly I'll go buy some, and we will go on a ride then to McDonalds.
by Short Gordon November 29, 2007
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A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit
At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.
by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010
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Some Random Guy

Me.
I am some random guy
My online username is Some Random Guy
Yeah
Some Random Guy has currently got the second highest level on the Better Vanilla Building discord server.
by Some Random Guy 455 April 20, 2022
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deez nuts guy

one hit sensation on vine for making a phone call and yelling at the the receiver "deez nuts!" & "got eem". Later was arrested for sexual assault. Has weird buck teeth and caused a new "my dick" joke that everyone has their own variation on.
A)"hey did you see that funny ass vine where that guy with the weird af buck teeth yells deez nuts and got em at some guy?" B) "haha yah, the deez nuts guy?"
by xxmeghatronxx May 8, 2015
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