tree stand

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

by playedthatass01 January 01, 2016

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023

tree feeder

"Appreciate everyone even if it is just by virtue of the fact that the carbon dioxide they exhale feeds the trees".

i.e. Person whose only contribution to the world is that the air they breathe out feeds the trees.

Oh my word Susan, Jessica is such a tree feeder.

by Hippitizer April 17, 2019

Tree Masters

Little tree bitches who are destroying the world. Peace not war.

Fuck Tree Masters!

by prodwc November 01, 2022

Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014

Bee Tree

Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.

Why is Bee Tree being so turdish today!

by Gabby == May 16, 2021

Tree chaser

Someone who looks for people to date that are much taller than they are

Person A:“I Can’t date a guy under 6’2”; that’s too short”

Person B: “You’re 5’3” you’re definitely a Tree Chaser”

by Pokebttm November 27, 2020