taco bell shart

A taco bell shart is when you shart, (A fart usually followed by liquid poo) after eating taco bell that's so powerful that you get sick.

Dude: Can't hang out I've had a taco bell shart'!
Friend: I feel so bad for you.

by SodaMan73 August 8, 2017

Taco Bell effect

The feeling you get right after eating Taco Bell where the only thing you want to do is find a bathroom to "release the pressure."

Wow, the dinner my mom made last night gave me the Taco Bell effect.

by Acer November 2, 2007

vertical seafood taco

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006

Taco Bell dog

The ratlike-dog, or Chihuahua, which once appeared in many Taco Bell advertisements from the late 1990s to the early 2000s.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Taco Bell dog met its demise by accidentally falling into the meat grinder.

by AYB October 10, 2003

Grand Theft Taco

Ones act of stealing a taco from the pile of Taco Bell on the Table at a College party . and this is done with out anyone knowing.

But to be done correctly this taker of the taco must post on Facebook after the deed was done. " GRAND THEFT Taco"

" DUDE I JUST GRAND THEFT TACO THAT TABLE AT THIS DOPE PARTY"

"POSTED ON FB " -GRAND THEFT TACO-

by MR. RAGE MF February 28, 2011

taco salad mad

The ultimate level of a woman being pissed off, too the point of being psychotically crazy. Happens when a certain hamburger chain runs out of chili for the taco salad and all they wanted was a taco salad. People have been killed for this reason

Z: "Dude, was she pissed?"
N: "Yeah, mad . . . "
Z: "How mad? taco salad mad?
N: "Yeah, she was taco salad mad?

by PantsWrangler June 7, 2007

Ringing the taco bell

Schlicking, or flicking the bean. Female masturbation.

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.

by Gajillion September 6, 2011