Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021

Sloppy pony

When you’re giving intense head and your pony tail gets all up in there.

Girl, I was giving this man some bomb head and had mad sloppy pony happening to me. Good thing we were near the lake!

by Young tity September 6, 2021

Sloppy Helicopter

So you know that thing in gym class, where you had to put your forehead on a baseball bat and run around in circles and then run a race? It’s like that, but with someone’s mouth on a penis.

I laid that bad boy down and gave him a sloppy helicopter.

by CoolArchaeologist42069 September 9, 2021

Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.

Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.

by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021

sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021

Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades

Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021

sloppy drip

The use of different clothing brands, or jewelry of different metals used in the same outfit.

Ben has sloppy drip he’s wearing a Nike shirt with a adidas jacket.

by Smokedoutgorrila February 16, 2022