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Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023
mugGet the Rusty Nelsonmug.

Rusty Elmo

A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet
“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”

“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
by amunit July 8, 2022
mugGet the Rusty Elmomug.

rusty dragline

When hitting it from behind, stick all five fingers in the butt. Then proceed to place them in the mouth of your partner.

Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"
Fucking this skank from behind and got shid on all my fingers then stuck them in they mouth and said you got the rusty dragline
by Mastersh8ke October 5, 2021
mugGet the rusty draglinemug.

Rusty Sushi

The act of tongue punching an Asian person's fart box; similar to a Rim Job
I met this cute Japanese girl on tinder the other night and took her back to my place for some Rusty Sushi
by Rustysushiford December 19, 2021
mugGet the Rusty Sushimug.

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets
watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa
by Chillingallday November 28, 2020
mugGet the rusty grandpamug.

Rusty

he has REALLY bad hair and he's fat asf
omg did you see Rusty?
yea, omg hes so ugly
by ,catsrcool May 10, 2023
mugGet the Rustymug.

rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots
Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...
by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021
mugGet the rusty woodmug.

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