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Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.
Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!
by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025
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a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere
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Jacob Sanborn

Baddie. Hottie. Smash all day. Love that guy. Would glaze him all day
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Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world
Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot
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Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.
Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025
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Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!
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Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.
girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me
by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023
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