cotten candy haired godess

just amity duh

pov: wow amity is so hot she looks like a cotten candy haired godess

by lumity_person July 26, 2022

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Wild hair up his ass

An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.

"Sam out of nowhere got a wild hair up his ass & moved to Dubai to study Scandinavian Moose!

by tokabowla January 31, 2009

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not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.

Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)

by numanuma324 April 6, 2005

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hair em scare em

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue

Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.

by Ryan Harline November 2, 2007

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Marinara Angel Haired Pasta

Similar to the angel haired pasta, while the girl is on her period. Takes place when a man excretes his load on a womans pubic hair and procedes to eat her out, while she is on her period.

Johnny: Dude I had the best pasta last night.
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!

by BAMQ February 1, 2009

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