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having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)
by Jo-han August 11, 2006
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This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
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fake having

when you pretend to have a lot of money on the net but you really broke as hell
person 1:“Aye you seen all that money jay got? “
person 2: “Man that’s his mama rent money. He fake having”
by moommwras March 4, 2024
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Okay have fun

In other words bye bitch I don’t wanna talk to you
by kallte April 25, 2022
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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023
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I’ll have what she’s having

Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.
She seems cool, so I think I’ll have what she’s having, besides the kids!
by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021
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