joe: aye bro so tell me why buddy was cockblocking with his girl.
joel:awe damn, she curve you?
joe: nah bro i’m busting out the free throw, she thought he was on some girl shit, so she gave me her number.
joel:awe damn, she curve you?
joe: nah bro i’m busting out the free throw, she thought he was on some girl shit, so she gave me her number.
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