A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"
"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024
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Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 May 30, 2018
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Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021
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"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"
by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017
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