David

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow
Did you hear david cheated on her?

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~~YES DADDY DAVID OH MAH GAHHH DO IT FASTER!!!~~~
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David is the type of guy that will brighten up your day. He is really sweet and caring, and will try his best to fulfill whatever you ask of him! He's really easy to talk to and has such a cute smile and laugh. He will be patient with you and treat you right. He's perfect boyfriend material in my opinion :)
Lauren: Is that David?
Maddie: yessssssss the sweetest guy ever
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David….
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The most Emo person in the world, very caring and has a gold heart.
I can’t let go of David for being Emo!
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David is the best person you'll ever meet. They are so kind, sweet and caring, and make you feel loved all the time. They give amazing hugs and make you feel better instantly. They try to help with everything, and always do great things for other people. They are very excitable and have the vibes of a golden retriever. They love everyone and will tell people how incredible they are constantly <33
"Who's that?"
"David, the nicest guy in the world <33"
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