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big fat kid who has a bad haircut and loves sleeping with his mom justin timberlake is a show brand
david has a big forehead
by ireally100percentagree September 18, 2025
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Mr David Chavez

Mr David Chavez is a really good director and is an amazing person. He’s best friends with everyone and can get you to smile as fast as Thanos snaps. He has helped many people improve their acting skills and he is an amazing person to work with and talk to. He has an ambition to always make the best of everything and he has more power than god himself. He is a very responsible adult. He also makes the MOST FUNNIEST jokes and puns in the whole world. He’s def a cool kid 😎
Oh yeah that Mr David Chavez dude directed that good musical.
by Mwegegegegege March 12, 2019
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David

a man who will yell at you in valorant
"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"
by pogermanpog November 28, 2021
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David

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.
And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal
by 420Bridget October 8, 2021
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David

David is gay.
Hey did you see David today?
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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David Jing

He is a friendly and kind person. He is a good friend to hang out with. But sometimes, he can be childish (I mean very) and naive. He also talks a lot in class. He never raise his hand in class when he wants to speak. But otherwise, he is a very kind and generous person
Look, David Jing is so kind and helpful! You should be more like him.
by Heylittleuser June 12, 2018
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OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.
Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.
by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
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