fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".
by Big T the cranky guy April 04, 2019
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Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear
by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019
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polar bear jerkoff

A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
by Dick Smoothers April 09, 2015
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Random neighborhood bear

Bear is fantastic, amazing and an overall kind person. They always try to help as many people as possible and they've brought much joy to so many people!

Keep being epik :D
They're so kind! They remind me of Random neighborhood bear!
by Queer Kueeng Katto January 30, 2021
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country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.
I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.
by Someguy9346 December 02, 2013
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Kitty Cat Bear

How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!
by FL fact finder January 15, 2021
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Shaky Bear Syndrome

When you get really high and you twitch or shake or vibrate or anything similar.
"Dude," exclaimed Paul, "I have shaky bear syndrome right now."
"Yeah, you're shaking 'cause you're high," replied Todd.
by RoooooaaaaaarrrUH13 June 29, 2009
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