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Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes
Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts
by Baysejump January 13, 2021
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Blue Tree

To destroy or get rid of a masterpiece because you want to make a quick buck, even if you already were.

Originating from what happened to Blue Tree Phuket water park in Thailand.
Never Blue Tree yourself. Think of your fans and friends and recognize your own legacy.
by Trashmenger February 23, 2025
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Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time
“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”
by GloryTreeMan April 5, 2022
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Climb a Tree

To climb a tree is an act of getting with a tall woman
Yo bro look at that girl over there she’s like 6’1”

I’ve always wanted to climb a tree
by Slidin4Kushina November 29, 2023
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Boner Palm Tree

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018
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Grow your tree

Go grow your tree!!!!
by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024
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The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
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