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Fart trappers

Skin-tight jeans, called such because they're so tight the fart stays trapped between your buttcheeks or escapes upwards through the pussy lips.
"Damn that girl's lookin fine in them skinny jeans"

"Hell naw, those are fart trappers. Her pussy be smellin like a Waffle House bathroom"
by Lithostoic March 1, 2016
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Woodsy Fart

Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.
I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.

My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
by Dick Onchin December 24, 2021
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Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb
by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022
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stomach fart

The growling sound your stomach makes when you're hungry and haven't eaten in a while. Sounds like your ass cheeks are attempting to squelch a wet fart on it's way out your ass hole. Stomach farts don't smell like anything, but they sound eerily similar to real farts and are actually much harder to conceal. Comparable to the sound of a blue whale's mating call; stomach farts are known to be exceptionally loud during test days and moments of silence.
I ripped the loudest stomach fart in class today. Even the teacher heard it.
by frothynipples March 9, 2020
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pee fart

when you think you need to poop but it’s just a fart and pee comes out of your butthole
“Man I just went to take a poop and I pee farted instead!”
by Pee fart creator May 22, 2021
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Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart
ugh i just had such a parched fart.
by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019
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safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs
Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option
by howard1976 June 10, 2014
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