The horizontal crack formed between a womans butt and her upper leg. Usually, this crack is found in latino, or african women. A pseudo crack can be created when a woman is wearing pants that create the allusion of a HBC.
Jennifer Lopez, sumo wrestlers. Used in speech: "Dude, she has no boobs, but did you see her Horizontal Butt Crack"
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Get the reverse cracked screen mug.when one shaves his hair in the pubic region (perferably the inner butt) and it grows back stubbley. therefore causing much pain and discomfort
wow i sure cant concentrate on my work when im iching my butt due to the stubbley butt-crack syndrome
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Get the crack open a cold one mug.A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.
My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.
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masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done
Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"
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