texas tbone

It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button

Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone

by Jchiggins 12 March 6, 2024

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

Texas Chili Bowl

A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.

Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.

by rockybfdi March 9, 2024

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off

"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."

by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024

Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee

Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.

by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024