mature swag 

it is the true meaning when you realized that you actually have NO swag, so you make a swag level up just to sound cool.

"swag level is up there
way greater than yours
just low key swag
you'll never know
oh well shame"

"and thats another way to say "i know, my swag level can't compare to yours. it is way too low to even count as swag." hahaha"

"hahaha funny
you wish
i just got the mature swag"

mature swag by coolcatmad May 19, 2011

cash money swag 

to be epic or cool

the person reading this is cash money swag

cash money swag by peepeebpoopoib June 4, 2020

Turn My Swag On 

For Melissa to turn me/my cat on.

Cat:Hey Melissa, turn my swag on.

Melissa: Ohhh yeaaahh, purr kitty cat, purrr.

Cat:OOOHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Melissa: YEE-HMMM! (melissa's sex noise) :)

Turn My Swag On by KyleCoolbeans July 16, 2009

Church Swag 

When you are going to/at church and you feeling all swagged out. Yeah Aha You Know what it is.

Walking in the toilet, looking the mirror..."Church Swaaaaaaaggg, You Knooooooow."..Awks. Church Swag

Church Swag by Cash Money Son. May 16, 2011

Eco-Swag

bull shit
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the dog eco swagged on my lawn

Eco-Swag by ImranQazi August 6, 2011

overly swag walk 

how john padden walks. A wlk with an excessive arm flailing and leaning back like a douche.

"Hey did you see John overly swag walk by he looks like a douchy autistic kid"

overly swag walk by the four dudes October 29, 2011

Pussy swag 

Pussy swag is when one of your friends is about to get the pussy, and you be like *giggle giggle* PUSSY SWAGGG!! hahaha

1) Guy 1- You gonna kick it with homegirl tonight?

Guy 2- Yeah, she pickin me up.

Guy 1 - Pussy swag.

Pussy swag by RNS69 August 16, 2014