i hope to spit

Mostly used in rural areas with lots of farming land. It means that for the sake of the person or thing, you hope they don't do something stupid to piss you off or else.

"I hope to spit I never see his mother because I have some choice words for her. "

by SMLMystery1 February 16, 2020

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

I Had To Swallow The Tooth I Slit My Achilles Heel With

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025